2/2/2024 0 Comments Beholder 2 betaMaybe there’s a reason I associate the two together. Yes, not since the days of Batman – The Enemy Within have I been so thoroughly disappointed on a game. Yes, sorry for the whiplash but I’ve just played one of the hardest games I’ve had to stomach in a long time. OK, you’re probably thinking I’ve gone mad, and yes, The Funny Farm is on a loop on my Spotify right now, HOWEVER it’s a good thing I’m revved up because that’s the most exciting thing about this review. All praise to Persephone! I’m here, I’m queer, Spring is in the air! Spring is here, and you know what that means! Out with the seasonal depression, in with the regular, rapidly rising, levels of anxiety! I feel rejuvenated, relaxed, ready to huff pollen, and snort baby birds. No one can save you from the trauma of your youth). Please don’t with your high school theatre complaints. Yes my lovelies, the winter’s gone, the snow’s depart, the dead sleep on, it’s me! (Not Bertolt Brecht. All in the hopes that I can provide you with a completely (un)biased review. I’m Bethany Griffiths, and This is Beta Test! A game review platform where I – H O V E R B I K E Enthusiast – choose one game a month to go ham on until either I get better or get wrecked. *Adjusts set top box* Ok, maybe over here? ‘These Lima beans are even better than the ones we had for breakfast and lunch! Ooh a Lima bean that looks just like the Leader, I’ll put it with the others!’, okay…or ‘I am covered in the dust of the Leader, he favours me!’, wait, how about ‘Nananananananana LEADER’, DAMN IT!ĭo you want to see the inner workings of my head? Do you want to see all that’s left after this month? Please, allow me to introduce you to the running gag reel of simpsons quotes I’ve been non stop pelting myself with!Īll hail the Leader, Citizens.
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